immortalonion (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} immortalonion) wrote,@ 2006-08-28 09:55:00 |
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| Current mood: |  creative |
| Current music: | Dan Kelly and the Alpha Males...is there an alternative? |
Introductions
First of all this is Alex
(or as I affectionately call him;
human slave boy)
(Directors Commentary: This is where I discover I can simply insert pictures with HTML rather than the wanky "Insert" feature)
He is useful for one thing and one thing only: being my host. He handles all the things I dont/cant do myself (like groping, stabbing and walking when I have to).
Next, this is Lexie.
Yeah. I know what you're thinking. "What the fuck? There's no picture here! Are you fucking retarded? What the fuck am I looking at?" Well if you shut the fuck up and keep reading I can explain. The reason there's no real picture of Lexie is because I have no physical form (yet). As a result I am forced to use Human Slave Boy (Alex), above, do my bidding. It's not so bad. I just can't look in a mirror (like a Vampire!). Ugh...
(Directors Commentary: For added realism, I took a picture of my sisters wall. It's about that shade of pink but seeing as I have no physical form I don't show up in front of said wall (duh!). Also Vampires == Awesome; Pirates & Ninjas =/= Awesome.)
Next up is my supporting cast in this theatre of hell.
Tarepanda (Tare for short)
No sleepytime is complete without Tare. He is oh-so-squeezable...there is no substitute for Tare. How I wub him so... ^_^
(Directors commentary: Awww look at him...doesn't he make you just wanna SQUEEZE him!? I think I'll go squeeze him right now!)
Last and certainly least (in size and bust at least) is Princess-bear...who I'm just going to call bitch for now.
Oh sure, I know what you're thinking. "Awww...she looks so pink and cute". Well you've never been more wrong. She's an evil maniacal bitch queen from hell who will stab you in the back the first chance she gets. Sort of like me in a way (except I do it with much more class and style). Anyway...keep your distance and I'll try and keep her strapped to my bed (not in a kinky way you perverted fucks).
(Directors commentary: It's true...she really is a bitch. Like a vampire...but not as awesome cos she doesn't have the whole teeth thing happening and the sucking of the blood. Mind you that doesn't stop the little stuffed freak.)
Well, thus ends the introductions. We look forward to entertaining you for weeks to come. Stay tuned later on for a potential second post, but don't get your hopes up.
(Update: Pics should now work.)
We now return you to your regular programming.
