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OMFG!! nasty... [09 Mar 2007|06:02pm]
[ mood | bouncy ]

Howdy, yall!


Today I'm posting from my bathroom! On my Nintendo DS!!! This isn't really a post, just a proof of concept. :-) This is so coooool!! If only I could take pics...eww Ah well, Lex out ^_^


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First Post... [05 Jan 2007|09:39pm]
[ mood | bored ]
[ music | Slide In Next To Me - Red Riders ]

...of the new year. Meh.



Well. /me is jobless now. Won't stop me from buying crap. Mostly stuff off the internets. Its like having a second Xmas! ^_^

Ugh...I really can't be fucked updating this right now. It's friday night. And I'm tired. I have some pics of me and if people want, I can post them. IF there is enough demand. Yeah. I think I'll save this for later. I just don't feel creative at the moment.

Lex out.


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Freebird [26 Nov 2006|12:26pm]
[ mood | sleepy - snore ]
[ music | Weird Al Yankovic - Straight Outta Lynwood ]


*Guitar Solo*

Freebird - Lynyrd Skynyrd


I am ever so lazy *eats raw cookie dough*. But at the same time I can not stop working :( Oh well. I has money I suppose. I've not done anything interesting so I'll keep it short. I suppose the good news is that I am posting this on my Macbook that I finally got back, working camera and all. Finished my big Hitchhikers book, just reading Mostly Harmless now. Its true, the last two aren't as good.

Ah...Guitar Hero II. What joy it brings me. Specificly Freebird. Bought Dirge of Cerberous too. Finished that this morning. More $$$ for Nomura and Square off the FFVII franchise. Also bought Dragonball Z Budokai Tenkaichi 2. I was a big fan of the Budokai series, however this latest one...err...its kinda like..."How do I play?". Even after the tutorials, the game offers no advice once you start. So I got owned in the first fight. I dunno. But you shouldnt need a prequel to tell you how to play. Got the Devil May Cry graphic novel. Stupid Borders taking all my money...well not that much of it. But you know.

Yeah that just about does it. I cant be bothered writing more.

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Frankenstein [11 Nov 2006|03:28pm]
[ mood | nonchalant ;) ]
[ music | Guitar Hero Soundtrack ]


*Instrumental*

Frankenstein - The Edgar Winter Group



Stupid money. I mean, if you give me money and put me in a place where there's stuff I want I'm gonna buy it, aren't I? Never mind I already speant $450 the day before. I went out to the city on Sunday with Chloe and her sister and bought more crap. DVDs a shirt with attatched armwarmers (<3) and...other stuff (minds out of the gutter, lowlifes). Grrr. Otherwise an uneventful week.

I went to take my Macbook back and complain, they said they'd have a look at it.
"It will only take 10 minutes"
"Ok"
*30 minutes pass*
"Hey, I was wondering how long my computers going to be?"
"Oh, they said they were just putting the top case back on, they'll only be 10 minutes."
*20 minutes pass*
"Ok, apparently we didn't fix the problem last time so your computers going to have to stay overnight, sign this..."
Do I get any compensation for mine and my friends wasted time? Incompetents. Eurgh. So thats the latest on that story. Afterward I went for lunch at Hilarys with said friend (their birthday present). And that was that.

I picked up The Darwin Awards IV on Thursday. I don't know if they're running out of material or if my job is having an effect on my reading of that book, but most of the deaths weren't that funny any more. They all felt like repeats from books I and II (which I also have in my library). And I finished that this morning too. Kind of pointless really. So then I went and got Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (big 4-in-1 trilogy edition). That was a step in the right directiong. I'm enjoying it muchly and I only started this morning at work. So there.

Edit: One of the DVDs I bought, I just have to plug. It must be my favouritest movie of ALL time. It's called Garden State. Starring Zach Braff and Natalie Portman. Also directed and written by Zach Braff (most of you know him for his work as JD on Scrubs). Such an awesome movie with such a great soundtrack...and it's entirely (mostly?) independant. So it scores 65 out of 10 for me. :)

And that was the week that was.


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Godzilla [05 Nov 2006|09:28am]
[ mood | tired - no change here ]
[ music | Guitar Hero Sountrack ]


Woah no!
They say he's got to go - go go Godzilla!
Oh no!
There goes Tokyo - go go Godzilla!

Godzilla - Blue Öyster Cult


So I'm lazy. So what? I haven't updated in too long. I mentioned I got my Macbook back? It's still broke and I haven't been able to take it back cos I'm sick. More on that later.

And by later I mean now. I got sick the start of this week. That sucked. But at least I got 2 days off work. I picked up Guitar Hero for PS2 last week, so I just made the best of a bad situation. Hehe. Any spare moment I had on Tuesday through Friday was spent on Guitar Hero. I made it to medium Guitar "God" so I guess I'll make a start on Hard later this week. as for the rest of my time. Work-work work-work. :(

I discovered yesterday that I suck at shopping. I needed a power adapter for my iPod (I'll be damned if it gets plugged into a windows PC). So on the way home from work I thought I'd pick one up in the city. Then I thought: "I might as well just get one of those docks with the speaker dealies". So I scoured all the music stores trying to find one. Which I did. Its an Altec iM5. The only problem is that it doesn't *quite* support the Nano G2. The damn dock connector is ever so slightly offset. But it still works for me nonetheless.

On the way to getting said dock, I wandered past a new video game store and like it was a red dwarf and I was a passing meteor/comet, it drew me inwards with it's awesome gravitational prowess. $17 for an original gameboy! O-M-F-G Before I could pull myself away from the store I ended up with an Action Replay MAX for PS2. Which I figure is pretty lucky seeing as how much awesome crap they have there. So after that I got my dock. But I couldn't stop at just that. The new LIVE Foo Fighters CD pulled me aside and had a word. After some lengthy discussion, I decided I couldn't leave that store without the CD. DAMN!

"Well, as long as I'm here, I suppose I'll check out Empire Toys." That was my next big mistake. See, I haven't been there in weeks. So there was all sorts of new awesome stuff to gawk at. Needless to say I left there with 4 Battle Royale mangas and a copy of the HALO Graphic Novel. They also had some Kingdom Hearts II figures I was tempted to get, but I couldn't decide who, they were all pretty average characters anyway. So as I walked down those exit stairs I could hear my bank card whimpering "Please! No more!" I didn't make it to any other stores. I bolted as fast as I could to the train station. Lets see, projected cost: $48. Actual cost:


iPod Charger................$ 48
iPod Dock...................$179 ($20 off for the display model)
Foo Fighters CD.............$ 17
iPod nano dock connectors...$ 13 (Ultimately useless anyway)
Action Replay MAX for PS2...$ 75
4x Battle Royale manga......$ 74 (4x 18.50)
HALO Graphic Novel..........$ 46
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TOTAL.......................$452


FuckShitFuckDamn. See what I mean? I had estimated considerably less actually :(

Well...think I'll go shoot some zombies...


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The Big Reveal (How Random is Random? Pt 2) [22 Oct 2006|10:04pm]
[ mood | tired - as usual ]
[ music | Weird Al Yankovic - Straight Outta Lynnville ]


So yesterday I mentioned a present. Today I got that present. Oh how truly awesome it is. And now, pictures:



Hello. Kitty. Underwear.

Awesome. Thats all I can really say. <3 Bec.

Anywho, in other news, I finally have something good to say about Windows Vista. Gaming on Vista ROCKS. Hard! I played Counter-Strike:Source and Half Life 2 - Lost Coast today on high settings with excellent results. So either Vista is really good for games, or just having an un-cluttered system (only 2 weeks old) is making a HUGE difference. Or both.

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How Random is Random? [21 Oct 2006|09:18am]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | Less Than Three - Becky ]


Yeah, 2 weeks since update. What can I say? I'm a great procrastinator. *leans back in chair, sips on a coke zer0* ...I like that word. Procrastinate. Anyway, this weeks title comes from my iPod which is working (properly) now. Two days and no resets! But what I really want to know is how does it choose what songs come next when its "shuffle"-ing. Every second song seems to be from Stadium Arcadium (Red Hot Chili's FTW). And when its not Stadium Arcadium, there are always 2 songs from the same album one after the other (assuming I didnt just buy the single). Weird. Anyway, I want to listen to something other than Stadium Arcadium thanks iPod.

I assume last week wasn't very eventful, otherwise I would remember more of it. This week I got 2 days off (wednesday and thursday) but I still didnt get to see Chloe. Disappointment +10. But the alternative was that I went to the city and picked myself up a new 17 inch iMac! YAY! It's the most beautiful thing I've ever owned. I could stare at it for hours...without even turning it on. Apple is amazing like that. They make such beautiful products that (in the end) just work. Speaking of my Macintosh products, I left my Macbook at the "local" AppleCentre to have it fixed (standard discolouration issues, not so standard broken isight issues). The guy that served me didn't feel me with a whole lot of confidence, he nearly forgot to take my machine from me. Y'know, it's kinda hard to fix something when its several kilometres away. Also, for a bit of irony, and I'm sure I've said this before, the AppleCentre (NextByte) uses a windows program running under Parallels.

Anyway. So I spent the night at a friends on wednesday (hint: it wasnt Chloe). :P And I played with my iMac (if you know what I mean...) ... (I mean I set it up at his house and we mixed music on Garage Band into the early hours of the next morning. Pervert). Yeah. So. Otherwise been some average weeks. Had a big run in with a funeral director...if that counts...and about 3 members of the MCB (Metropolitan Cemeteries Board) spanked him good (in a metaphorical sense, of course. I'm not into spanking old mens asses). So that was fun. Then he made another (embarrassing) mistake on Friday which was another bit of fun for us. Hey, it gets boring in a crematorium. Leave us alone. Sometimes we have to make our own fun.

So right now its fucking hot. I dont appreciate this. But at the same time looks like it's going to rain. More humid than hot I suppose. But a pain in the ass nonetheless. :( I stumbled across the cutest song whilst on newgrounds (set your browsers to low-brow(se) mode). It's called "Less Than Three" (thats <3) by Becky (Note: not Bec). It reeks of nerd and I currently have it set to repeat over and over and over and over and over and over again in winamp. ^_^ Time for an excerpt.


...
You're so funny
Here we go
R-O-F-L-M-A-O

Less than three
O-M-G
Love computer fantasy
Meet me here on I-R-C
L-O-L-O-L
...



It's rather fast-paced, think DDR. DDR + Geek-slang. Thats all it takes to rope me into obsessing over a song :( Not that I'm ashamed of it. ::shifty:: I guess thats all for this week, cept that I hear that Bec has a gift for me. I wonder what it is... ;) Stay tuned to find out... (And so that everyone feels equal. Elynnia. There)


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Aren't you all lucky... [09 Oct 2006|11:49am]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | Scissor Sisters - Ta-Dah! ]


I'm updating twice in one week! ::gasp:: This is just to point out I have a new userpic and that I made it myself. ^_^ From scratch. Yes, that pic is ALL Lexie ::blush:: ::giggle::

I'll eventually get around to uploading it to dA sooner or later. In its full 401 by 401 px glory. -_- I spent far too long up taking about 50 pictures of me in various poses to use so I only got 4 hours sleep. I suppose the lesson here is; 4 hours sleep + all M&M diet =/= good.

Ooh! That reminds me, I saw the cutest goth girl at a funeral today. Awww...if only I had the guts to talk to people I dont know... ::cries:: Shee was so cutee!! ::sniff::


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I can't decide... [07 Oct 2006|06:16am]
[ mood | Meow~ ]
[ music | Beck - The Information ]

Whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll prob'ly go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry

I Can't Decide - Scissor Sisters


I hate working saturdays. True story.

So how bout that new Beck album that just got released that I picked up on the way home. Pretty hot shit, huh? Best. Album art. Ever. (Sheet of stickers and a grid).

So I bought a pink iPod nano G2. Was I wrong to expect more from Apple? Perhaps my iPod is broken? It has some of the worst software/firmware I've ever used. Like, the design is nice. Scrollwheel and everything works but it feels like it was made by Microsoft. It likes to hang and freeze up. A lot. Not a day has gone by where I havent pressed the 'Reset' combination (Menu + Centre). I'm fairly sure this is not how it goes. And this morning, when I left for work, the only songs that would play were from CDs I had ripped. Err... ::facepalm:: So my average opinion of the iPod remains unchanged.

This also goes along with Steve Jobs is trying to manipulate me. Steve, I dont need manipulation. I've made the switch. The reason why, is that as soon as I brought my iPod home, my iriver came back from its little vacation and started working/charging again. ::sigh:: Oh well. iPod is nice and small and fits right in my pocket without ripping my shirt or pants off.

Nothing else to report, think I'll get into my M&Ms and mocha now though <3. And I might as well link a few people for the hell of it. Chloe. Bec. Elynnia.

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Put The Elevator Music On... [03 Oct 2006|05:46pm]
[ mood | sore ]
[ music | Utada Hikaru - Passion ]

Take me back where I belong
Pendulum swings along
Fly on the wall doesn't know what's wrong

Beck - Elevator Music



Yeah, so I'm late updating this week. Shut up. I'm gonna go ahead and blame it on Princess for stealing the account... ::shifty::

Seeing as I can't remember crap about this week, I'm gonna start from when I can remember. Thursday. Kingdom Hearts 2. Awesome. I finished it already so it's time for some 100% and a secret movie. Seriously though, can't they just end this story. I'm getting sick of fucking cliffhangers EVERYWHERE. It's such a simple way to make more money. Yeah the games are fun (or perhaps the movie is good) but KH2 had a perfect ending until "Oh look! A message in a bottle with the Kings seal on it! Here we go again!" Fuck you Square-Enix. It took you a year to get it here from Japan. That's SIX MONTHS since the United States of the World got it. Seriously, I want to know how long it takes to convert an NTSC game to PAL. Really. It can't take six whole months. Thats just wrong. Seeing as if you mod a PS2 it can play NTSC games anyway! Just be done with the localization bullshit! At least KH2 has one of the most beautiful theme songs...ON THE JAPANESE VERSION ::RAGE:: Also as I listen to it now, I realize I really could listen to it for the rest of my life it's so damn good.

So...I had the house to myself all Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Awesome. This is how I've racked up 30-odd hours on Kingdom Hearts 2 and (on an unrelated note) everything I put into myself over the (long) weekend is rushing out of me. As it turns out, it's not a very good idea to subsist on a diet of bacon (& eggs), (choc chip) muffins, pie and crumpets (+ unhealthy amounts of golden syrup). Mistake. Saturday night was spent with 4 smelly boys playing Project Zero 3. Kinda ironic how the girl is the only one with the most balls to actually play the god damn game. Sure it's scary, but not that bad that I can't even play it. Sure they were younger than me but only ONE year. *Sigh*

Sunday I got my car delivered. If only my cousins hadn't ruined the back seat. If only my uncle/auntie had disciplined their kids properly. My sister will be getting schooled good by her big sister. Speaking of whom I now have a whole new level of respect for that kid. She can bring me "Icy Cold Cans Of Coke"™ and give me 5. Awesomest kid ever. Now I have to make it so she can't talk or something. Cos then they start getting shitty. Hrmm...Princess, hand me that knife. No! Not with the blade pointing me! Never mind, I'll figure something else out. I'm sure as hell not getting up.

So today was nice and easy at work. I spent most of my time on the computer there looking at webcomics and Bash. A few laughs to be had. Then I finished early so I went shopping. Bought me some long sleeved/hooded stuff etc. My feet hurt though. Another thing is the stupidity of people in general. When I walked through the city centre-ish part, there was a mime just standing there completely still. Perhaps it was a mime convention cos there were a whole other heap of people staring at him, completely still. That is not a street performance. Anyone can stand still like that. Idiot. Yeah so I also bought one of the most expensive skirts ever (probably not, but it sounds good, right?). Let me write out some adjectives (normal people would say "paint a picture" but I find this is much more literal). Tartan. Mini. $85. Also my first skirt ever, yay for Lexie.

And then I get home today, remember to charge my iRiver (H320, for those of you playing at home, in the office or on the road). I plug it in the usb on my computer. The "splash" screen comes on. It goes off. It comes on. It goes off. Etc. I think the damn thing is broken. This makes me angry. I've only had it a year and a half. Electronics just aren't made like they used to be ::sad:: Should it be under warranty I'll be sending it back but I doubt that. Looks like I need a new MP3/MP4 player. But really, who watches movies on a train. This yields the question: A pink iPod nano G2 or another type of mp3/4 player? Cast your votes now and you could win an Icy Cold Can Of Coke™ (Lexie on your radio LOL). Hmmm...iMac later this week I think (Pay week, and I've been working too hard so I have extra money).

Well I'm gonna go and read this "robot" manga. Looks interesting. Especially with that fancy "Parental Explicit Content Advisory" sticker. I don't think I'm reading it properly, but at least I obey the laws of the english language! One of these stickers generally warrants a good read. Any more and its an A++ book.

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Princess' hot guys list Vol. 1 [25 Sep 2006|09:57pm]
[ mood | bitchy ]

Yay! Princess has hijacked the Livejournal! Take that Lexie! You pink slut!

I just wanted to point out that

Dante is very, very hot.

Also Nero.


I wish I could get my hands on some Dante + Nero yaoi...awww...so cute! *drool*

And Josh Holloway. <3 *wub*


NOW FUCK OFF!
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I Don't Feel Like Dancin' [24 Sep 2006|05:47pm]
[ mood | content ]
[ music | Beck ]

Yay! My first day off since...August 2nd. Whew, about time.

Ah well. What happened this week. Monday...Monday...shit I can't even remember! Ah well, Tuesday...I think I did...nothing... Anyway, Wednesday! I preordered me a Wii! Yay! My first moneys spent on 7th generation console gaming! Definately not the last. Also booked off December 7th for a day off when that comes around. So Thursday I ended up working really really late...damn catering. Nothing on the caterers but it just makes me leave half an hour later. Not fair. I was going to get my 19" Widescreen monitor that night too. But mother did the shopping early so that means I didn't get anything!

Friday was my day off so it deserves its own paragraph. In your face Monday through Thursday. So I asked Chloe out to the city. She said yes. Yay. So bright and early for a change (10:30, slacker high school students - take note) into the city I ventured. She introduced me to Mame Clothing and it is awesome. Took us a while to find the place (turns out it was right under our noses) but as always, its one of those tiny little boutique places (^_^ <3). Of course I couldnt leave without buying anything, so I got me a long-sleeve t-shirt with holes for my thumbs and attached armwarmers, along with a large, spiked, leather ring and a new (simpler) wallet. This was actually the last place we went to, so now, in true Lost/Quentin Tarentino style, I'm going to tell the story out of order. I finally got some Emily the Strange wares, in the form of a carrybag from EmpireToys(they dont have a very good website so no links). Chloe also introduced me to Wildilocks, which is mostly a hair-stylin' place but also sells some clothes. I got me some bright pink hair extensions and some clip-in kitty ears. Meow. ^_^

Also made purchases to the value of $5.50 from Good Sammys. 2 books - "Der Fluch Der Opal" and "Too Deep For Tears". Now the content of these books doesnt matter too much. I just found the chunkiest books I could because I'm going to be hollowing them out. More on that next week, but earlier this week I hollowed out the "Australian Hymn Book", that I found at work, in a closet. I think that someone left it in that closet on purpose because who in their right mind owns that book? So pics next week on that little side project.

I think thats about it for Friday. And in the end it got a whole three paragraphs to itself, even moreso in your face Monday through Thursday. And now onto yesterday, or as I like to sometimes call it, Saturday. :)

My MacBook is ill! Noooo! I've been struck with the dreaded staining of the top cover of the shell! It's turned all yellow-brown and yucky! I raced it down to the nearest Apple service centre (which is conveniently, right behind the cemetery) and booked its beautiful white ass in for a service. Apple recognizes this problem and it's covered under warranty, phew. Also my iSight does not function properly so they're going to have a look at that too (this all happened on Saturday). In a few weeks my MacBook should be good as new and hopefully by then I'll have enough money or have already bought a brand new 17" iMac! Yay! They're so purty...and functional to boot (not like that windows thing, eugh).

Today has been pretty damn good. I haven't got off my arse all day, just sat here and played games, it's great.

You probably aren't wondering what has happened to my signs at work but just in case you are, ONE OF THEM HAS BEEN DISCARDED! What kind of monster would do such a thing?! Ah well, two to go!

Last (I think) is my NEW CAR! Yeah, who said grandparents were good for nothing? Its a blue ford falcon XF. This means nothing to me and probably nothing to you either. Now all I need is a licence to go with it. Heh. Ah well, I think that's all that has happened this week. If it isn't, I might update this post later. Right now I'm gonna go...actually I don't know. Think I'll go get something to eat. And so everyone feels included, Elynnia. Till next week...

Edit: Links fixed

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What the World Needs Now... [16 Sep 2006|02:17pm]
[ mood | sleepy ]
[ music | Rhinocerose - Le Rock Summer ]

Death Sports. Televised or not, I want death sports a la Battle Royale. I just finished reading that book last night and god damn. I love you Koushun Takami. I really do. The most awesome bit is that the biggest badass of them all, Kazuo Kiriyama, has hair like mine (or do I have hair like his). Battle Royale art coming soonish.

Some more developments in the way of the signs this week. One of them (sheet N) has a phone number on it ::confused:: and someone also added a "?" to the same sheet. And on sheet B, someone wrote "This is important..." across the top. Awesome. Good to see some funeral directors have a sense of humour (not). Speaking of work, I'm going to be fucking rich next week (pay week) and seeing as I can't take days off any more I have way too many hours on my timesheet so I'm forced to cashout. Add in overtime and thats one hell of a pay packet. The maths looks something like this (4*24)+(4*32)+(15*16) . Which comes out at about $464. So that (just quietly) owns.

Not a great deal else this week. My DVD buying spree continues with Scrubs Season 3 and now I'm out of things to buy. Red Stripe here I come. And I want me one of them new iMacs. Only $100 more than my MacBook <3.

Also, what the fuck is with this heat bullshit. I do not take kindly to this and god will be getting an e-mail regarding my displeasure with the current weather. I know it's Australia and all but shit, it's still September!

No pictures this week either. I've nothing to show you but nothing to hide. Request some shit or something. Also Bec totally rocks. Check her LJ. And as long as I'm plugging my friends. Elynnia. There. All done. See you next week! ^_^

Edit: I'm so SO sorry Chloe ::cries:: Here! I'll make it all betererer! Chloe Chloe Chloe Chloe Chloe Chloe Chloe Chloe

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Drowning in the fountain of youth... [08 Sep 2006|07:49pm]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | Dan Kelly and the Alpha Males ]


Down with the jury and down with the crew
Down with ceiling and down with the roof
Going down to the water to find me the truth
Thinkin' down with the times cos I'm
Drowning in the fountain of youth...

Top song. Highly recommended.

Anyway, this week: not a great deal. Although slightly more vandalism of one of my "DO NOT DISCARD..." signs. This time it had "or else" tacked on the end. I'm fairly certain it was the same guy too, but we'll probably never know.

Heres a lovely pic. On monday night I found and bought Lost Season 2 on DVD (lessthanthree). And work on tuesday was boring as hell. So what did I do?



I watched Lost on my Macbook in the viewing/bone selection room (away from the noisy cremators). It was awesome. I watched about 3 or so episodes...and then I had to go back to work. Damn dead people. (Also visible here is my lunch, in the form of a poorly heated pie).

Lets see...wednesday was pretty average and thursday I got paid so I went and bought Lost Season 1 and Scrubs Season 2. Reason: I am an extras junkie. So there. My copy of Battle Royale by Koushun Takumi finally came in at the bookstore. If people didnt die, I would not have put that book down. Its as awesome as the manga/movie combined.

I also just got home from a bit of a spree in the city. I got me a Z? (question sleep) sleeveless hoody t-shirt, some pants, a jacket and "Squee's Wonderful Big, Giant Book :) Of :) Unspeakable Horrors" by Jhonen Vasquez. I'm sure he'd be proud. Even more so if you visited his livejournal.

Thats all for now. I'll try and post tomorrow night (or sunday morning?) seeing as I won't be home but still have my comp with me and I'll probably be running on pure adrenaline. Top stuff.

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We are the Others...unlike you... [02 Sep 2006|12:50pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]
[ music | Dukes of Windsor - The Others ]


Quick update, just to include an awesome picture of my workspace. Revel etc.



From left to right: Macbook(Tiger 10.4.7), Windows Media PC(XP, probably GeeXboX by the end of the day), Primary Windows PC (XP/VistaB2) (Logi G15 keyboard + blue neons on my case <3), Xbox (on top of pc) with assorted Kashimashi girls (and Sephiroth), TV, Linux Box (Xubuntu).

Also included in this pic are my Digitor C 0508 Headphones. Broken. For the sixth time. "Gee Lexie, you must be pretty pissed by now!" I'm glad you made that comment Princess, becuase you're absolutely right! I feel like doing ungodly things to them! However I'm going to take them back to the store later so I must resist all urges. *twitch* I want my $50 back...along with all the time I wasted going to the store SIX TIMES to take them back.

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Introductions pt2 [01 Sep 2006|06:52pm]
[ mood | giddy ]
[ music | Pendulum & Freestylers - Painkiller ]


So, enough about the freaks that inhabit my consciousness.
Also, I KNOW ABOUT THE PICTURES! I'll try and get them fixed...later.

Now, as for what I do with my free time...I work (full time), like most average people *glares at elynnia<*
But I dont just work, I work in a cemetery.
And not just in a cemetery, I work in the crematorium (the happy place where all the dead people get burnt).
And not just in the crematorium, I DO the burning and such.
Note: Burning human is not a nice smell. It's generally fat too...so burning fat is also not a nice smell.

So yeah, thats a bit of fun. The general process goes something like this;

Family -> Funeral Director -> Me (via Chapels) -> My little coffin carrier (dubbed the 'Meat Wagon') -> Crematorium -> Furnace -> Rake -> Crusher -> Urn -> Family

I like to call it "The Circle of Death" or "What Happens To You What When You Die" or most days just "work".

So revel in the awesome-ness of my job, compare it to yours' and realize just how crap your job is compared to mine. K?

Recently (the start of this week) I began somewhat of a sociological experiment. Here comes the set up story: At work we have 3 chapels, which for this exercise will be called 'N' 'B' and 'D' to avoid any real names. Funeral directors get their own special room in each chapel where they can do nothing while the funeral is on. I printed 3 pieces of paper, all with "DO NOT DISCARD THIS SHEET" on them in big letters and left one in each chapel. Had anything exciting had happened you would have been reading this a lot earlier this week.

However, it seems people arent as drawn to a suspicious piece of paper as much as you think. Almost the ENTIRE week went by with nothing happening to the paper. Until today. Between the hours of 12 and 1 someone wrote on the paper "Thank You, O.I.C. signs". Needless to say, I have no idea what this means but I have a pretty decent idea of who did it. And so now begins a running tally to see when each piece of paper goes missing. Regular updates will be here if you care.

So for now all 3 sheets of paper stand at 5 days each.

Enough about my work. Otherwise an ordinary (yet busy and tiring) week.

I would like to make special mention of Jenchol, otherwise known (to me) as "Bec". Go forth and readeth her livejournal. I'm going to make me some mocha...

We now return you to your regular browsing...
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Introductions [28 Aug 2006|09:55am]
[ mood | creative ]
[ music | Dan Kelly and the Alpha Males...is there an alternative? ]

Now that you've all finished reeling from the first post (riveting read, I know (you see, I wrote it)) I think its time for some introductions.

First of all this is Alex

(or as I affectionately call him;
human slave boy)

(Directors Commentary: This is where I discover I can simply insert pictures with HTML rather than the wanky "Insert" feature)

He is useful for one thing and one thing only: being my host. He handles all the things I dont/cant do myself (like groping, stabbing and walking when I have to).


Next, this is Lexie.












Yeah. I know what you're thinking. "What the fuck? There's no picture here! Are you fucking retarded? What the fuck am I looking at?" Well if you shut the fuck up and keep reading I can explain. The reason there's no real picture of Lexie is because I have no physical form (yet). As a result I am forced to use Human Slave Boy (Alex), above, do my bidding. It's not so bad. I just can't look in a mirror (like a Vampire!). Ugh...

(Directors Commentary: For added realism, I took a picture of my sisters wall. It's about that shade of pink but seeing as I have no physical form I don't show up in front of said wall (duh!). Also Vampires == Awesome; Pirates & Ninjas =/= Awesome.)


Next up is my supporting cast in this theatre of hell.
Tarepanda (Tare for short)

No sleepytime is complete without Tare. He is oh-so-squeezable...there is no substitute for Tare. How I wub him so... ^_^

(Directors commentary: Awww look at him...doesn't he make you just wanna SQUEEZE him!? I think I'll go squeeze him right now!)

Last and certainly least (in size and bust at least) is Princess-bear...who I'm just going to call bitch for now.

Oh sure, I know what you're thinking. "Awww...she looks so pink and cute". Well you've never been more wrong. She's an evil maniacal bitch queen from hell who will stab you in the back the first chance she gets. Sort of like me in a way (except I do it with much more class and style). Anyway...keep your distance and I'll try and keep her strapped to my bed (not in a kinky way you perverted fucks).

(Directors commentary: It's true...she really is a bitch. Like a vampire...but not as awesome cos she doesn't have the whole teeth thing happening and the sucking of the blood. Mind you that doesn't stop the little stuffed freak.)

Well, thus ends the introductions. We look forward to entertaining you for weeks to come. Stay tuned later on for a potential second post, but don't get your hopes up.

(Update: Pics should now work.)

We now return you to your regular programming.
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Open for Business... [27 Aug 2006|07:45pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]
[ music | Dan Kelly and the Alpha Males ]

First Post!!!

Well now that thats taken care of, back to more important things.

Wow...my layout is retarded.
<------ Lookitallthatblankspaceoverthere O.o

FIX IT!

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